What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

So they tried

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Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is better? Tik Tok or YouTube?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

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They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can machines truly think? Can artificial intelligence surpass human intelligence, or is there an essential difference between human and machine cognition?